Aug 11, 2016 20:46:24 GMT |
Post by PANDA on Aug 11, 2016 20:46:24 GMT
-- WELCOME TO THE FUTURE
Welcome to Disneyland! The happiest place on Earth.
Or at least it used to be. See, there was this virus, right? And at first people thought it was just a big joke that the government was pulling on us, people being infected, dying, coming back to life and then trying to eat other people. That could never happen, right? Well, sadly, it did happen. No one knows how, or why, but soon we had government helicopters and planes flying all over our skies. And before we knew it, they were bombing major cities, causing wide spread panic, and either shooting us or forcing us from our homes. We were left stranded on highways with cars completely empty of gas, no food or water, and no idea what the hell was going on.
Then they started coming, in groups, and packs, slow but steady. The dead. They walked without seeing, just always straight ahead, they couldn't hear you really, unless you were exceptionally loud, and even though they relied on eyesight to see you, if you manged to keep perfectly still they would walk right by you. However, they can smell you, boy can they smell you. And while you'll get winded running away from them, they won't ever slow their pursuit.
Before the TV's cut out, and the radio's stopped broadcasting they called them Walkers, reanimated bodies that never existed in our world before. Others called them Zombies, saying there were old myths and tales about them from places far outside the reach of America, but whatever they are, they don't seem to be going anywhere.
But I guess you survived, and if you did, and you're reading this, then you're stuck with all us lovely folk here at Disneyland. Don't worry, this place is a stronghold, and sure the dead get by our gates occasionally, but it's nothing we can't handle. Plus the back-up generators work, making this a pretty nice place to be.
No lights after dark though.